Famous Quotes

"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."

Garrison Keillor on Christmas

More quotes about Christmas

• "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."

  Calvin Coolidge on Christmas

• "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

  Roy L. Smith on Christmas

• "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

  George Carlin on Christmas

• "Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."

  Dr. Seuss on Christmas

• "A good conscience is a continual Christmas."

  Benjamin Franklin on Christmas

More quotes by Garrison Keillor

• "I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."

• "The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."

• "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."

• "God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

• "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."