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"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."

Fred Allen on Age

More quotes about Age

  • "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

    Mark Twain on Age

  • "Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."

    Henry Ford on Age

  • "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

    Mark Twain on Age

  • "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."

    Kurt Vonnegut on Age

  • "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."

    Robert Frost on Age

More quotes by Fred Allen

  • "An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

  • "My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."

  • "Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

  • "I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."

  • "Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

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