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"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."

Frank Carson on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

  • "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

    Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

  • "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

    Socrates on Marriage

  • "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

    Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

  • "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

    Oscar Wilde on Marriage

  • "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

    James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Frank Carson

  • "Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"

  • "I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."

  • "It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me."

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