"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible."
Dalai Lama on Motivational"Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy."
Norman Vincent Peale on Motivational"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."
Ayn Rand on Motivational"If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much."
Jim Rohn on Motivational"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill on Motivational"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone."
"Funny is an attitude."
"My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish."
"Funny is an attitude."
"My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine."