Famous Quotes

"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."

Evan Esar on Home

More quotes about Home

• "Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."

  Margaret Thatcher on Home

• "A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."

  Benjamin Franklin on Home

• "Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."

  Oliver Wendell Holmes on Home

• "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

  Bill Cosby on Home

• "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

  Robert Frost on Home

More quotes by Evan Esar

• "Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

• "Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

• "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

• "The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

• "Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."