"But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
Bill Gates on Car"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
Richard Pryor on Car"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Erma Bombeck on Car"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright on Car"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Steven Wright on Car"I love photo sessions. I'm alone, I'm the queen, everyone's taking care of me."
"Because beauty isn't enough, there must be something more."
"Italian men do appreciate beautiful women. They're not afraid of the beauty, which is nice."
"On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections."
"I'm lucky, I don't like sweets, not even chocolate."