Famous Quotes

"I own stock, and I also insure my car with Geico."

Ernie Banks on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Ernie Banks

• "I learned from Mr. Wrigley, early in my career, that loyalty wins and it creates friendships. I saw it work for him in his business."

• "Loyalty and friendship, which is to me the same, created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have."

• "But it all comes down to friendship, treating people right."

• "You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace."

• "When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes."