"I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?"
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get."
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."
"I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage."
"Marriage is a great institution."
"Success is a great deodorant."