Famous Quotes

"In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival."

Edward Everett Hale on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Edward Everett Hale

• "Wise anger is like fire from a flint: there is great ado to get it out and when it does come, it is out again immediately."

• "The making of friends who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life."

• "The making of friends who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life."

• "Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have."