"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."