Famous Quotes

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

Earl Wilson on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Earl Wilson

• "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

• "Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."

• "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."

• "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

• "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."