Famous Quotes

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."

E. Joseph Cossman on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by E. Joseph Cossman

• "Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places."

• "The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once."

• "The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once."

• "Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves."

• "Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal."