"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
"I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."
"The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."