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"I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."

Dylan Moran on Funny

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  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

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  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

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  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

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  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Dylan Moran

  • "I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."

  • "The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."

  • "I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."

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