"There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it."
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
Maya Angelou on Learning"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."
Albert Einstein on Learning"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."
Martin Luther King, Jr. on Learning"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
Mahatma Gandhi on Learning"Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored."
Earl Nightingale on Learning"Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test."
"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
"TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over."
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed."
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."