"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
"He plants trees to benefit another generation."
Caecilius Statius on Gardening"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need."
Marcus Tullius Cicero on Gardening"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Gardening"Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get."
H. Jackson Brown, Jr. on Gardening"The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there."
George Bernard Shaw on Gardening"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."