Famous Quotes

"Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't."

Don Van Vliet on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Don Van Vliet

• "I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles."

• "But I have been in some very beautiful churches, then I've looked outside and seen people starving to death."

• "When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am."

• "I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any."