Famous Quotes

"I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny."

Don Rickles on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Don Rickles

• "When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last."

• "You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude."

• "You know what's funny to me? Attitude."

• "Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed."

• "Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"