Famous Quotes

"Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint."

Don Marquis on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Don Marquis

• "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

• "Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever."

• "Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles."

• "Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."

• "Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates."