"I went to medical school because I wanted to ask the big questions. Do we have a soul? Does God exist? What happens after death?"
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"Success comes when people act together failure tends to happen alone."
"Victims always feel alone and helpless."
"Enlightened leadership is spiritual if we understand spirituality not as some kind of religious dogma or ideology but as the domain of awareness where we experience values like truth, goodness, beauty, love and compassion, and also intuition, creativity, insight and focused attention."
"Research has shown that the best way to be happy is to make each day happy."
"The intention to live as long as possible isn't one of the mind's best intentions, because quantity isn't the same as quality."