Famous Quotes

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

David Lee Roth on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by David Lee Roth

• "You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound."

• "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."

• "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."

• "Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos."