"It's funny recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down."
"I was ready to quit music. It felt to me like music equalled death."
"When Nirvana became popular, you could very easily slip and get lost during that storm. I fortunately had really heavy anchors - old friends, family."
"My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survived on happiness, on being a happy family."
"Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave."