Famous Quotes

"The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs."

Dave Barry on Cool

More quotes about Cool

• "Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."

  Thomas Jefferson on Cool

• "Rather be dead than cool."

  Kurt Cobain on Cool

• "All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."

  Angelina Jolie on Cool

• "Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."

  Walt Whitman on Cool

• "It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."

  Bill Gates on Cool

More quotes by Dave Barry

• "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."

• "The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."

• "It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."

• "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

• "Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."