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"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."

Dave Barry on Christmas

More quotes about Christmas

  • "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."

    Calvin Coolidge on Christmas

  • "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

    Roy L. Smith on Christmas

  • "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

    George Carlin on Christmas

  • "Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."

    Dr. Seuss on Christmas

  • "A good conscience is a continual Christmas."

    Benjamin Franklin on Christmas

More quotes by Dave Barry

  • "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."

  • "The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."

  • "It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."

  • "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

  • "Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."

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