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"I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems."

Dave Barry on Car

More quotes about Car

  • "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

    Bill Gates on Car

  • "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

    Richard Pryor on Car

  • "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

    Erma Bombeck on Car

  • "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

    Steven Wright on Car

  • "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

    Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Dave Barry

  • "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."

  • "The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."

  • "It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."

  • "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

  • "Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."

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