"Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep."
"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English."
Winston Churchill on Saintpatricksday"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
William Butler Yeats on Saintpatricksday"Love is never defeated, and I could add, the history of Ireland proves it."
Pope John Paul II on Saintpatricksday"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
Brendan Behan on Saintpatricksday"Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me."
Colin Farrell on Saintpatricksday"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."