"Jody Hill, who I created 'Eastbound And Down' and 'Fist Foot Way' with, was my best man at my wedding."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."
Barbara de Angelis on Wedding"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates on Wedding"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."
Robert Frost on Wedding"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx on Wedding"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
Oliver Wendell Holmes on Wedding"It's awesome to see something like 'Inception', which is just mind-blowing and amazing, and it actually resonates with the audiences. I feel like that's rare."
"In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect."
"Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over."
"In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect."
"I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time."