"They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"A woman's best protection is a little money of her own."
"Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount."
"Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family."
"No good deed goes unpunished."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable."