"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything."
"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."
"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"
"The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone."
"If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best."