Famous Quotes

"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."

Chris Rock on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Chris Rock

• "I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."

• "I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."

• "Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"

• "I love being famous. It's almost like being white."

• "Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."