"A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me."
"A joke is a very serious thing."
Winston Churchill on Humor"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
Mark Twain on Humor"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
William James on Humor"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
Mahatma Gandhi on Humor"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."
Henry Ward Beecher on Humor"I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."
"Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else."
"All my children inherited perfect pitch."
"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."
"I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good."