"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'"
"In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time, you're obsolete."
"I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia."
"I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'"
"I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous."