"I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'"
"In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time, you're obsolete."
"I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia."
"I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'"
"I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous."