"The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"The trick is growing up without growing old."
"Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?"
"Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits."
"You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right."
"They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"