Famous Quotes

"We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page."

Calvin Trillin on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Calvin Trillin

• "Health food makes me sick."

• "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."

• "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."

• "I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still."

• "Health food makes me sick."