"Health food makes me sick."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
Mae West on Diet"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
Jim Davis on Diet"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles on Diet"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."
Maimonides on Diet"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."
Linford Christie on Diet"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
"I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still."
"Health food makes me sick."
"The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out."