Famous Quotes

"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."

Bob Hope on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Bob Hope

• "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."

• "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

• "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

• "A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."

• "If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."