Famous Quotes

"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."

Billy Wilder on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Billy Wilder

• "The best director is the one you don't see."

• "You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning."

• "Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon."

• "France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper."

• "France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper."