"A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"I have the problems of, I must confess, old age."
"It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray."
"If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost every other area in his life."
"I don't think the government should be in the trailer-park business. I don't think they know how to run a trailer park."
"Only God who made us can touch us and change us and save us from ourselves."