"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain on Age"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."
Henry Ford on Age"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
Mark Twain on Age"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."
Kurt Vonnegut on Age"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
Robert Frost on Age"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."
"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."
"Muscles come and go flab lasts."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."