Famous Quotes

"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."

Bill Vaughan on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by Bill Vaughan

• "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."

• "Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."

• "Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."

• "Muscles come and go flab lasts."

• "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."