Famous Quotes

"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."

Bill Vaughan on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Bill Vaughan

• "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."

• "Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."

• "Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."

• "Muscles come and go flab lasts."

• "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."