"Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."
"If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them."
"Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."
"Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."