Famous Quotes

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

Bill Hicks on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Bill Hicks

• "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."

• "If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them."

• "Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."

• "Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."

• "If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries."