Famous Quotes

"If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries."

Bill Hicks on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Bill Hicks

• "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."

• "It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

• "If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them."

• "Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."

• "Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."