"Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing."
"Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows."
"Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell."
"The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it."
"When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback."