"I don't just try to be funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away."
"Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."
"We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment."
"On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family."
"Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."