Famous Quotes

"One goes through school, college, medical school and one's internship learning little or nothing about goodness but a good deal about success."

Ashley Montagu on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Ashley Montagu

• "The principal contributor to loneliness in this country is television. What happens is that the family 'gets together' alone."

• "The idea is to die young as late as possible."

• "The principal contributor to loneliness in this country is television. What happens is that the family 'gets together' alone."

• "The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us."

• "It is work, work that one delights in, that is the surest guarantor of happiness. But even here it is a work that has to be earned by labor in one's earlier years. One should labor so hard in youth that everything one does subsequently is easy by comparison."