Famous Quotes

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"

Arnold Schwarzenegger on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger

• "The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

• "Maria is the best reason to come home."

• "No matter the nationality, no matter the religion, no matter the ethnic background, America brings out the best in people."

• "The success I have achieved in bodybuilding, motion pictures, and business would not have been possible without the generosity of the American people and the freedom here to pursue your dreams."

• "Political courage is not political suicide."