"The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount."
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."
Angelina Jolie on Amazing"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."
George S. Patton on Amazing"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."
Harry S. Truman on Amazing"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."
Les Brown on Amazing"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien on Amazing"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
"As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama."
"Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words 'abortion' or 'tax hikes' pass their lips."
"Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."
"When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes."